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Hard... fucking... core...
Man.
I know, all apart of the job.
Don't abuse your power...
Don't worry, I won't
Oh yeah, and check your newspost, I think you might have missplaced it, or maybe it was just deleted.
I ain't no alt, as I said in my reply to you...
Ok, I just thought you were because the mario reference, but now I see you're have a lot better sense of humor than him, and a lot better at art.
It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin
long the side of me
Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery
I noticed even the crickets
Was actin weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
cause she was gone...
Wheres those titties that I like so well
n my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...
He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
n started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang
Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well dont they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...
Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?
Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Dont call me that
Thats about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign...
cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time
Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
n both of those suckers was worse n you...
Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true
I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do?
(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...
Thats very, very true
Im only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are
I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...
Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle
What?
Let go of your pickle!
Im not holding my pickle
Well, whos holding your pickle then?
I dont know...shes out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?
Im only interested in two things, and thats
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
I dont know if youre the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
No! dont sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink!
And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin...all around the world
She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Thats when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
Grab my pickle!
Excuse me sir, I represent Walter Honas, a up and coming computer animator. It has recently come to my attention that you have been harassing my client with vulgar messages and threats. I am afraid I will need your login details so that I may look into your private messages and see just what course of action may be most suitable. As long as you cooperate, I will not have to take things to the higher authorities.
Oh yes sir!
username:Koeberto190
password: GTFO
Worst attempt at a scam I have ever seen.
First clever post I have seen since the redesign.
I'd give you something but I don't hand out prizes.
How about an e-cookie?
Ahhhhh...conspiracy.
It's not a conspiracy, its called modship ;)
shooped
Shoop da whoop? But no, it's not photoshopped, I don't even have it.
How much for a piece of Cake and please dont say $7.58!
$7.59?
Dude. Good editing skills
::Just in case you ever get admin/mod... Level me up::
Nope, no editing, thats a screenshot
Wait Lol, you looked up a news post on your page that didn't exist =\
You're getting closer.
:o Oh shit, I feel unwanted now.
That smily has a unibrow!
Well duh, it's called an "angreh faic."
BBS more.
Don't you make new news posts?
Meh, I like keeping older ones out for comments.
ZOMFG UB33R H4X D>:
i r t3h 1337 h4Xx-0rz
Sucks e-cock in the hopes of getting modded.
lolk
"Worst attempt at a scam I have ever seen."
that was sarcasm (probably)
Holy shit! That was you?
Edit: Oh wait, nevermind, I thought you were talking about something else.
LIE COVER LIES!!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Josh-B
You wish...
Koeberto190
Yep, I do